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Drinks Out Nowhere

  • Dad: what are you drinking?
  • Me: a protein drink.
  • (Two minutes later)
  • Me: Here, a double shot energy drink.
  • Dad: Okay.
  • (2 hours later)
  • Me: want some minute made lemonade?
  • Dad: Okay, that's it, where are you getting all these different drinks from?!???!!!!!!
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kaneamacdonald:

It’s 11:17 PM and I just clocked out after my closing shift. Fingers on the handle at the front door, I freeze at the sight of a frequent patron at the gym where I work, still lingering with a group of his friends by the entrance. I recognize him as a guy who, a week earlier, asked for my phone…

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#outofmysystem

#outofmysystem

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"Take Me Away" by PearlRoads Take a listen via YouTube http://youtu.be/k7dwQR2JopY?a and Sound cloud  http://fb.me/30z64Utwz Enjoy! (Free download!) 🎶🎵‼️

"Take Me Away" by PearlRoads Take a listen via YouTube http://youtu.be/k7dwQR2JopY?a and Sound cloud http://fb.me/30z64Utwz Enjoy! (Free download!) 🎶🎵‼️

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bought this pawsome sweater today…..YES, it qualifies to be in my David Bowie shirt collection.

bought this pawsome sweater today…..YES, it qualifies to be in my David Bowie shirt collection.

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The most interesting kitten in the world…..

The most interesting kitten in the world…..

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We’re statues…Santa won’t notice. Merry Christmas! #Xmas

We’re statues…Santa won’t notice. Merry Christmas! #Xmas

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Wolf, gallantly arraying this fine Christmas evening.

Wolf, gallantly arraying this fine Christmas evening.

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Raising the bar lol #xmas

Raising the bar lol #xmas

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Iceskating!!!! #TheWoodlands #ChristmasTown

Iceskating!!!! #TheWoodlands #ChristmasTown

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Woke up to this today. Scary.

Woke up to this today. Scary.

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Yes, I have a kitten, but lets not forget about my horse…..

Yes, I have a kitten, but lets not forget about my horse…..

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I’m not a cat person but OMG! That’s it. He needs his own agent…

I’m not a cat person but OMG! That’s it. He needs his own agent…

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"Mamma ich werde ein guter Junge sein, das verspreche ich…"  Ohhhhh, kleiner Wolf….

"Mamma ich werde ein guter Junge sein, das verspreche ich…" Ohhhhh, kleiner Wolf….

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Calvin Klein pose and everything…

Calvin Klein pose and everything…